THE NEW YORK TIMES
DEC. 22ND, 2023
JOHN WICK STRIKES AGAIN!
VOL. 10 No. 3
Since 1851
JOHN WICK IS RETURNING TO HIS OLD WAYS.. WITH A NEW PARTNER?!
John Wick, Better known as the "Baba Yaga" is reportedly returning to his old life of crime... alongside a new partner? Fellow paper editor alejandra, Better known as "keanugetsmewetter", narrates his life of crime and assasination. And what better person to follow than the one and only Mr. Wick?
EDITOR'S NOTE |
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Participant's I.D. will be avaliable tomorrow. |
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROJECT?
For years, the Baba Yaga has been retired from a life of assassination and crime. In this experiment, our editor follows Mr. Wick appearing as his new partner in crime, allowing us to know more about both of them.
PREFERENCES
Cold weather, candles, smoking weed, listening to music, reading.
NOT ACCEPTABLE
Any school subject, sweating, loud chewers, annoying people, hot weather.
EXTRA NOTES
Most of today will be rainy, best to bring an umbrella or better yet stay inside.
CURRENT LISTENS
PARTYNEXTDOOR, Drake, Lana Del Rey, Frank Ocean, Bad Bunny, Ozuna, Future, Rauw Alejandro.
stanlist: Keanu Reeves, Mia Goth, Ryan Gosling.